Election 2008: An Exclusive preview

Only four people so far have officially announced their candidacy for the next Presidential campaign. Two are Republicans and two are Democrats, and one from each party warrants some special attention.

Both believe they are the messiah sent to redeem humanity during the End Times, which just happens to coincide with their own lifetimes. Both hate and/or fear communists. It is very doubtful that either of them has had what we might call a normal conversation with another human being in the past decade. Their political writings are patently insane. In other words, all that’s stopping them from being considered “serious candidates” are campaign funds and media exposure.

Review of the Violent Femmes at Thursday in the Square

 By A Preachy Christian Asshole

It’s Thursday, which means another summer evening of pushing my beliefs upon others. This week an obviously militant homosexual band called the Violent Femmes has occupied Lafayette Square. As usual, the Jew bankers and alcohol-pushers condone and encourage this flagrant display of pride in perversion. It would turn into an open Satan-worshipping festival were it not for the efforts of myself and other Preachy Christian Assholes.