The naked old man on the dirt road in the middle of the Brushwood Folklore Center didn’t seem like he was going from one place to another. He and his shriveled up dick were just out there, on display for anyone driving around or whose eyes happened to wander around the huge open field, where he was one of a very few people walking around. So we turned away from him and started to explore the layout of the festivities before setting up some kind of base camp.
I’ve got to apologize in advance here. There is no way to explain the Church without the description itself becoming a little disjointed. This is good for me, because the act of writing it is itself slacking off. On the other hand, those unfamiliar might find the task of reading and understanding something close to work. At least you’re not working for the Conspiracy.
Our door-to-door campaign to save Tom Reynolds yielded results, but was not without adversity. Here is a selection of transcripts from our neighborhood canvass in the 26th district.
Last issue, BEAST Editor Al Uthman penned an editorial which, among other things, suggested that Tom Reynolds may have been dishonest in his attack on Millionaire Jack Davis, since Reynolds himself is probably a millionaire.
How cynical! I thought while reading Uthman’s piece. After all, how could Reynolds attack guys like Millionaire Jack Davis who have over a million dollars, if he himself was one? It just didn’t make sense. Besides, how could Reynolds be a millionaire when he has already spent over two million dollars to pay for negative ads that accuse millionaire Jack Davis of running negative ads?
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