As we continue our journey through the most popular bible verses on biblegateway.com, we come to Romans 8:28, which once again presents a superficially positive message. Â But, as is often the case with the bible, once you start to think about the implications of the verse, while assuming god’s benevolence and omnipotence, you realize that either a) god doesn’t exist or b) god is a capricious asshole that doesn’t deserve a flaming bag of cat shit on a hot day.
But let’s take a look before we get too far ahead of ourselves:
And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.
Those first three words really chap my ass; of course none of the preceding or subsequent verses give any indication on how this purported truth was discovered. …But I can guess at what a Good Christian might say: “We know God works for the good of those who love him because he gave his only son to the world”, which is basically just a re-phrasing of John 3:16. Â Besides the silliness of that verse, the logic is patently stupid. Â Once you strip the bible-babble from it, it would sound like this “Good things will happen to me because a guy died two thousand years ago.” Â Absurd, unless you’re willing to accept fantasy as reality. (more…)