Like a lot of people, I appreciate drinking alcohol and being naked. In fact, I probably enjoy being naked more than I enjoy alcohol. It depends on the alcohol. If I’m given a beer, for example, then I’d much rather be naked because being naked is way better than the taste of beer. A Bud Light can’t compete with the joy of walking around with your dingle hanging out.
But in all my years of being naked and all my years of drinking, I’ve never combined the two in public. And I’ve certainly never combined the two and then got behind the steering wheel of a car. For that sort of behavior, I’d have to be a Catholic priest.