0-10:00 Johnny and Jane America have tagged along with Jane’s parents to Paris. They hate each other and are probably only engaged to spite each other. Jane meets up with some of her friends and they all go out of town together so they can throw rocks at Johnny while yelling homophobic slurs at him for being a sissy boy who enjoys France, rain, and other gay stuff like that.
Posts Tagged ‘drama’
Midnight in Paris
Posted: February 10, 2012 by Josh Bunting in Movies, SatireTags: 'Merica, Bunting, drama, Midnight in Paris, movies, satire, Woody Allen
The Help
Posted: February 7, 2012 by Josh Bunting in Movies, SatireTags: Bunting, drama, movies, racism, satire, The Help
0-20:00 This movie is set in a commune of Ron Paul supporters who like to bus in African-American women from the movie Gone With the Wind to show them what it’s like to have liberty and stuff. Aibileen and Minny are two of them. Skeeter is a blogger and has a quota of 15 posts per day, not including LOLcats. This is very difficult to do without any internet, so she gets her white supremacist friends to loan her their slaves to sub-contract out her blogging “work.” We also meet a woman named Celia who is ostracized because she is too naive to be racist, and Hilly the former Nazi prison guard.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Posted: February 5, 2012 by Josh Bunting in Movies, SatireTags: Bunting, drama, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, movies, satire
Tom Hanks revives his role from Toy Story 3 as an al Qaeda terrorist. This time he’s bombing the World Trade Center on orders from Dick Cheney and Popular Mechanics magazine. On September 11, his son Oskar is let out of his Modrassa early so he can burn American flags and celebrate the beginning of the final battle between the followers of the Prophet Mohammed and the infidels. When he gets home, he listens to the messages on his answering machine from Tom Hanks (Peace and Blessings Be Upon His Name) which inform him that their mission was a success and that Allah is great.
The Descendants
Posted: February 1, 2012 by Josh Bunting in Movies, SatireTags: Bunting, drama, movies, satire, The Descendants
I really mean it this time, I am relieved to have those first two self-indulgent pieces of crap out of the way. Now I can actually enjoy one of these movies since it’s clearly a documentary about an old school West Coast punk band I’ve had the pleasure of seeing live a few times back in the day.
Homeopath Has a Diluted Understanding of a Simple Story
Posted: September 13, 2011 by Josh Bunting in Movies, Science, SkepticismTags: alt med, Bunting, conspiracy, Contagion, drama, homeopathy, Homeopathy World, irony, Mary Aspinwall, movies, woo
So I went to see Contagion last weekend. The first thing I did afterwards was lash out at and threaten our followers on Twitter for no good reason. The second thing I did was check out what the alternative medicine crowd thought of it. I thought it’d be fun to see how angry they were over certain aspects, but what I found was even more disturbing than what I expected. [Spoilers ahead!]
5 Fundamentalist Movies You Should Watch
Posted: July 19, 2011 by Josh Bunting in Movies, Religion, SkepticismTags: abortion, anti-Semitism, apocalypse, Ben Stein, Bunting, Christianity, creationism, drama, end of the world, evolution, Expelled!, Four Lions, Gates of Hell, Holocaust denial, Islam, Kirk Cameron, Left Behind, misogyny, Molotov Mitchell, movies, racism, religion, satire, terrorism, The Infidel, The Life Zone
GATES OF HELL
I learned about this movie from Right Wing Watch, which is an organization that watches the right wing. And they watched the right wing pushing this movie, and it looks awesome.
You might have heard about how conservatives have been trying to sell African-Americans on the idea of being against legal abortion lately. They’re putting up these nutty billboards (some of which imply that blacks are a distinct species) and running goofy political ads on the radio. See, they’re not racist anymore! They’re really concerned about black babies and how letting black women have abortions is like genocide. And that breaks their hearts. They are very concerned about black people. That’s what they’re pushing. It reminds me of how neo-Nazis like David Duke will pretend to be so compassionate to the Palestinians, when in reality they’re clearly more motivated by hating Jews than anything else.
The King’s Speech
Posted: February 24, 2011 by Josh Bunting in Movies, SatireTags: Bunting, drama, movies, satire, The King's Speech
We’ve finally arrived at the end – the last movie nominated for Best Picture and therefore the Beasties. It is a film about how, in a world where most of the global population lived under a repressive colonial rule in abject poverty and with no hope for a sustainable future, one overpriveleged bratty monarch battled against all odds to overcome his slightly embarrassing speech impediment. So it’s a British movie, if you hadn’t put that together already. As if any other country in the world would find inspiration in a story like that.
127 Black Swan
Posted: February 16, 2011 by Josh Bunting in Movies, SatireTags: 127 Hours, Black Swan, drama, movies, satire
Despite all of the protests against it in the Middle East, we will be continuing with another installment of The BEASTIES. As a concession to the demonstrators demanding they cease immediately, this one will cover twice the normal amount of movie and will use far less effort to create. But this ongoing feature will not step down. The movie “reviews” will continue until morale improves:
The Kids Are All Right
Posted: February 11, 2011 by Josh Bunting in Movies, SatireTags: Bunting, drama, movies, satire, The Kids Are All Right
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These kids are all wrong.
OK, I have no idea what this movie is about, but I am very optimistic going in because they spelled “All right” using two words instead of one, so I won’t have to throw fits of rage about a spelling pet peeve right away. Also maybe that means it’s a dystopian sci-fi flick where everyone under 18 is a fascist.