The EPA Will Turn Your Children Against You and Your Non-Lightswitch-Flipping Ways

I’d really like to be able to stop writing about crank websites like WorldNetDaily and Natural News, but they keep on being hilarious and so I can’t. For example, did you know that your kid might be a spy for the Russians Environmental Protection Agency? IT IS TRUE:

If your child suddenly starts marching around the house demanding that you turn off every light switch after leaving a room, or begins attaching hangers to door handles that grade your family’s energy use habits, he or she may have been recruited by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) as a spy in one of its so-called “energy patrols.”

Climate Change Deniers and Conspiracy Theories

There’s an article in the Guardian about how how climate change deniers tend to also believe in conspiracy theories, such as the idea that humans never landed on the Moon. It’s a mixed bag of awesomeness and a few parts that make me cringe.